I have amazing hair.
Look at that cocky cock in the background laughing at me.

I have amazing hair.

Look at that cocky cock in the background laughing at me.

@1 year ago with 2 notes
#me #myself #impossible #carnival #couldn't do it #my face #funny #goddamit 

Whoever invented the modern-day toilet didn’t take erections into account, goddammit.

@1 year ago with 1 note
#toilet #peeing #erection #guy problems #fuck #impossible 
I have amazing hair.
Look at that cocky cock in the background laughing at me.
1 year ago
#me #myself #impossible #carnival #couldn't do it #my face #funny #goddamit 

Whoever invented the modern-day toilet didn’t take erections into account, goddammit.

1 year ago
#toilet #peeing #erection #guy problems #fuck #impossible